Billy: Yeah, it's really cute. But why a monkey suit? Is Hello Kitty having an identity complex?
Jennifer: No, she's wearing my Chinese zodiac sign.
Billy: You were born in the year of the monkey?
Jennifer: Yeah, are you surprised?
Billy: Not at all! That explains everything!
Jennifer: What?
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
